Džeko and Hide: Bosnia Captain Unveils Shocking New Innovation!

Edin #Džeko stuns global sport by pulling down the shorts of Greece defender
Sokratis Papastathopoulos after the latter had fouled him #BiH

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#Džeko – currently the joint-top goalscorer in Italy's Serie A – received a second yellow card shortly afterwards + left the pitch bleeding

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The #GREBIH match in Piraeus was marred by the display of a banner glorifying the 1995 #Srebrenica #genocide; #FIFA are investigating #edu

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Qualifying for the 2018 FIFA World Cup is excruciatingly tough in both Europe + Asia; some big names will miss out https://t.co/WNerdIEXmT

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Slovenia Shocker: Former Yugoslav Country ‘In Deepening Media Identity Crisis’!

From today's #Guardian minute-by-minute of #EnglandvsSlovenia. Seems that Eastern #Europe is all the same to some… pic.twitter.com/78nVVQJhzU

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#Slovenia has historically been confused most frequently with #Slovakia – you never see these countries in the same room at the same time…

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Is Arjen Robben the New Hank Paulson?

And should he be cast as the former Goldman Sachs CEO in a major motion picture?

China + The Rule of Law: A Breakthrough?

Chinese husband sues ex-wife for being #ugly, awarded US$120,000; wife spent US$100,000 on pre-nuptial plastic surgery http://t.co/aOJ5KCmz

— ッ MEDIOLANA® EDU (@Mediolana) October 28, 2012

Austerity Hits Shangri-La! Saudi Arabian Princess in US$7.4m ‘Hotel Heist’

Maha al-Sudani caught trying to scarper from paying multi-million dollar #Paris hotel tab; 'diplomatic immunity' cited http://t.co/PtniK6wX

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Scientific Pause: Stephen Hawking Reveals Universal Stumbling Block

Author of ultrarationalist theory of the universe concedes that women are a 'complete mystery'; 3.5bn men concur http://t.co/1BiX9pG8

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Doritos and Pepsi Max Bring You Las Vegas and Iceland: Anglo-American Capitalism Gets Ironic

Okay, it’s time to come clean: all this blogging makes us at Mediolana vulnerable in a whole bunch of ways, not least to the gargantuan array of vegetable-based snacks that can be consumed, electronically-speaking, on the fly. But while munching our way through a bag of exceptionally good Doritos (pictured) – a cheese ‘n’ corn feast of predictable brilliance supplied by the CEO of one of our favourite companies, Azam Marketing – we couldn’t help noticing that susceptibilities in the more deranged models of capitalist economic architecture have become unexpected poles of attraction.

Yes, Doritos and Pepsi Max – if there’s a better duet in high carb, nutritionally modest food, we haven’t heard it – are offering lucky consumers the chance to go to either Las Vegas or Iceland. Gambling – whether on slot machines or banking bubbles – is the new rock ‘n’ roll. And we’re smacking our lips at other potential competition prizes. Trips to the USA after a massive depreciation in the US dollar? Vacations in Greece during yet another round of bailouts and riots? The possibilities are endless!