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Theatre of War: Are Russia and the West Colluding Over Ukraine?

Even the most soporific of media observers cannot fail to have noticed the alarming transition into wall-to-wall coverage of the Russia-Ukraine War, the event which has invaded the collective global consciousness since the final week of February. The spectre of conflict on Europe’s eastern periphery – a part of the world with all-too-many associations for military historians – is, quite understandably, causing deep concern across the continent; nevertheless, the sheer relentless velocity of the exposure invites certain questions, especially given the broader context.

Since March 2020 – and like their contemporaries across much of the world – European governments have been in pseudo-religious thrall to COVID-19 measures, even when these have made little medical and/or economic sense; the cost has been the opening of a deep cleavage between the general population and the classes charged with running the polity. With COVID-19 now so demonstrably and palpably not perceived to be a serious danger, the question of what exactly the last two years have all been for was starting to bite.

In this sense, the timing of the war could scarcely be more providential, but there are also other signs that, for now at least, all is not as it seems:

  1. Illogical sanctions. The sanctions being applied to the Russian economy do not target its major export – oil – nor the importation into the Russian Federation of Italian designer clobber, meaning that Russia’s jet-set (and their Western suppliers) are unlikely to be massively inconvenienced by the chaos in a neighbouring republic.
  2. Calculated idiocy. Instead of executing a typically wily and pragmatic plan – such as taking over the Russian-identifying areas of Ukraine – the administration of Vladimir Putin has opted for a ‘March on Kiev’ which has single-handedly wiped out the country’s enormous PR gains of the past decade (hosting the 2018 FIFA World Cup, helping defeat ISIL in Syria) in a matter of days; such apparently deliberate stupidity presages a wider crisis (cf. ‘three weeks to flatten the curve’).
  3. Ignoring non-military solutions. The obvious compromise which could have resolved this entire impasse – opening up Ukraine’s long path to EU candidacy while ensuring it steers clear of either NATO or SCO membership – seems to have been scuttled to no discernible end. Instead, Europe has suddenly embarked on an ‘impromptu’ remilitarisation drive, while chilling Russian attacks on ‘key installations’ – and the ghastly corresponding collateral damage – transfer Western anti-government anger elsewhere, and ensure Russia’s own population remains in a state of fear.

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Cord Pulling, 2.0: CNN Losing Core Popularity Contest! #media

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Blue Skies and a Cool Disposition: Mediolana’s Social Media Properties Receive a Timely Refresh!

With 2022 now in full swing and the world fitfully edging away from its fixation with COVID-19, we at Mediolana have given our social media channels a breezy aesthetic reboot courtesy of a ultra-striking new header.

Blonde fashion model makes way for brunette; a cloudy firmament is banished by possibly one of the clearest skies ever to be captured on film in an urban area; and the moment itself commands the deployment of sunglasses which are – almost – too cool for school.

What on Earth could all this signify? Stay tuned, dear readers, and all will be revealed on these pages. ‘Til then!

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Breaking Bad: UK State News Channel ‘Broadcasts Advertisement’!

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Human of New York: Why Cash Jordan is a Next Generation Business Icon #sinksprayer

The 2020s may still be a young, yet-to-really-get-started decade, but within its small timescale, the perception of entrepreneurship – particularly, though not exclusively, in the Anglosphere – has already undergone a process of possibly irreparable degradation.

On the one hand, the sudden and enormous pressures financial pressures placed upon large parts of the general population by the response to COVID-19 saw an explosion of pseudo-businesspersons (notably, ‘sales funnel’, ‘trader solution’ and ‘property investment’ hawkers) flood into the global consciousness via the now-ubiquitous Internet platforms; on the other, the dawning realisation that many of the established commercial elite – Bill Gates springs to mind – probably owed their heavy rotation to something other than business acumen has left many wondering if there is anyone in this field they can actually look up to.

The antidote to all this justified cynicism can – by now predictably – be found off the beaten track, and one figure who is playing a significant part in regenerating the soul of entrepreneurship is none other than a bespectacled Swedish-American estate agent: Cash Jordan. Jordan – who is the ace face of Manhattan agency Union Square Property Managementstarted a YouTube channel on 11th December 2019 to drum up interest for the dwellings on his company’s roster. Incredibly – and notwithstanding a New York City real estate market that was rocked to its core in 2020 – this channel is now racing towards the 200,000 subscribers mark. (Jordan is also in his element on TikTok, where he has amassed over 650,000 followers.)

How on Earth has what should be a local, niche channel found itself on the cusp of something vastly bigger? The answer is that its true significance is much deeper than two-bedroom apartments on the Upper West Side; nothing less than a business icon is being forged before our eyes.

After some contemplation, we at Mediolana have identified five especially excellent features of Cash Jordan’s videos which are endearing him to the next generation of entrepreneurs:

  1. Usable insights. Jordan intersperses his artistically-shot property videos with gently provocative perspectives on life; these are interesting to the point where rewinding and replaying the clip at key segments is borderline irresistible.
  2. Raising smiles. Woven into Cash Jordan’s videos is a brand of humour which combines deep irony with infectious, catchphrase-making enthusiasm for previously unremarkable property features, such as sink sprayers and medicine cabinets.
  3. Everyday glamour. We get to accompany Cash on his daily public transportation commutes and evening stints at the office, aspects of business which all-too-many entrepreneurs try to airbrush out of their existences – presumably owing to sheer misplaced vanity.
  4. Supporting cast. Jordan’s Japanese wife and their iconic daughter make brief cameos in some videos; judging by the below-video comments, these charming appearances are never long enough.
  5. Honest to God. Critically, Cash Jordan is not pretending to be something he is not. This stark genuineness stands out a mile in a commercial milieu characterised by rampant dissimulation; as such, his profile is only going to get bigger.

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The Times, They Are A-Amending: Mediolana’s H2/2021 Social Media Refresh Goes Live

As the winds of incremental change swirl gently around London, England – the city of this company’s corporate headquarters – the faint rumblings of the possibly momentous seem almost tangible. In line with this sense of opening up, we at Mediolana have opted for a gradualist social media refresh; as with so many of life’s better improvements, it builds on a tried-and-trusted aesthetic formula, yet the continued presence of a legal notice evinces steelier underpinnings. Enjoy!

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Anyone But Corbyn Latest: UK Facing Food Shortages! #Brexit #EU

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Dustbin of History Latest: Denmark Junks Vaccine Passports! #vaccinepassports

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Korean Existential Crisis Latest: Reproduction Horizons Narrow Yet Further! #COVID19

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Korea Team Shrugging: ‘World’s Smartest Nation’ Gives COVID-19 Vaccines the Big Meh! #COVID19

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