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Theatre of War: Are Russia and the West Colluding Over Ukraine?

Even the most soporific of media observers cannot fail to have noticed the alarming transition into wall-to-wall coverage of the Russia-Ukraine War, the event which has invaded the collective global consciousness since the final week of February. The spectre of conflict on Europe’s eastern periphery – a part of the world with all-too-many associations for military historians – is, quite understandably, causing deep concern across the continent; nevertheless, the sheer relentless velocity of the exposure invites certain questions, especially given the broader context.

Since March 2020 – and like their contemporaries across much of the world – European governments have been in pseudo-religious thrall to COVID-19 measures, even when these have made little medical and/or economic sense; the cost has been the opening of a deep cleavage between the general population and the classes charged with running the polity. With COVID-19 now so demonstrably and palpably not perceived to be a serious danger, the question of what exactly the last two years have all been for was starting to bite.

In this sense, the timing of the war could scarcely be more providential, but there are also other signs that, for now at least, all is not as it seems:

  1. Illogical sanctions. The sanctions being applied to the Russian economy do not target its major export – oil – nor the importation into the Russian Federation of Italian designer clobber, meaning that Russia’s jet-set (and their Western suppliers) are unlikely to be massively inconvenienced by the chaos in a neighbouring republic.
  2. Calculated idiocy. Instead of executing a typically wily and pragmatic plan – such as taking over the Russian-identifying areas of Ukraine – the administration of Vladimir Putin has opted for a ‘March on Kiev’ which has single-handedly wiped out the country’s enormous PR gains of the past decade (hosting the 2018 FIFA World Cup, helping defeat ISIL in Syria) in a matter of days; such apparently deliberate stupidity presages a wider crisis (cf. ‘three weeks to flatten the curve’).
  3. Ignoring non-military solutions. The obvious compromise which could have resolved this entire impasse – opening up Ukraine’s long path to EU candidacy while ensuring it steers clear of either NATO or SCO membership – seems to have been scuttled to no discernible end. Instead, Europe has suddenly embarked on an ‘impromptu’ remilitarisation drive, while chilling Russian attacks on ‘key installations’ – and the ghastly corresponding collateral damage – transfer Western anti-government anger elsewhere, and ensure Russia’s own population remains in a state of fear.

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Just Wait ‘Til Next Year: Can England Vanquish the Planet in Qatar? #Qatar2022

A little over a week on from a profound psychological deflation, and with the crushing implications of defeat to Italy in the last game of UEFA Euro 2020 sinking in, the prevailing post-Fleet Street media narrative – that football was, unstoppably and inevitably, ‘coming home’ – has been swiftly supplanted with the sentiment that England have an exciting young team which can yet go on to bigger and better things, and within just eighteen months to boot.

This position has genuine statistical merit to it. After finishing fourth at the 2018 FIFA World Cup in Russia and third in the inaugural UEFA Nations League (2018-19), England have been elevated to runners-up position at the European Championships, their best-ever showing in that competition; two semi-finals and a final in four years represents unparalleled consistency for one of world football’s more bipolar teams. Moreover, in Gareth Southgate they possess a pragmatic and diligent manager who has realised that for now, any chance of English success must be based upon a risk-averse philosophy with the elimination of basic errors at its core.

After some contemplation, however, we at Mediolana would rate England’s chances of ultimate success at the 2022 FIFA World Cup as merely moderate. The following factors in particular may prove to be insurmountable obstacles:

  1. No place like HA9. UEFA’s hosting arrangements for Euro 2020 have come in for sustained criticism both before and after the event, but the paradox about the pan-Europe configuration is that it only served to entrench home advantage: all four semi-finalists were countries which played their opening three matches in front of domestic crowds. For England, UEFA Euro 2020 was a Wembley tournament in all but name, with six out of seven (85.7%) Three Lions’ contests held at their national stadium; this will assuredly not be the case in the deserts of Doha.
  2. Irreconcilable differences. Under Southgate, England have undertaken concerted and somewhat successful efforts to attract dual nationals to their ranks; accordingly, the team is finally beginning to resemble the nation’s urban talent pool (with the glaring exceptions of Asian- and continental European-origin players). However, it has quickly become obvious that this new and more rational recruitment approach is completely at odds with the political leanings of England’s hardcore following – a faction perhaps best described as ‘anti-urban’ – who primitively vilify and abuse ethnic minority players even in success.
  3. Lies, damn lies. The naked statistical reading of England’s recent tournament performances recited above disguises a pattern of outstanding good fortune that made success far more likely than in other eras: amazingly benign draws, from qualification to knock-out stages; the consistent non-availability of their opponents’ best players (Youssef Msakni, James Rodríguez, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Christian Eriksen, etc.); benefitting from the kind of refereeing errors that VAR was designed to eliminate, and so on. This type of luck cannot last forever; Southgate objectively acknowledged in a post-final pitch-side television interview that an enormous – possibly historic – opportunity had been missed.

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Tout le monde il est beau: France Conquer Planet Football!

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Beyond Good and Evil: England’s Postmodern Football Poses Existential Questions #WorldCup

Notwithstanding the fact that this company’s web presence is home to a fast-moving blog, we at Mediolana generally try to resist the (sometimes acute) temptation to lurch into instantaneous and ultimately ‘thin’ reactions to world events. Nevertheless, the astounding advance of the England national football team to the quarter-finals of the 2018 FIFA World Cup merits serious and speedy analysis.

The crux of the matter: at this tournament, England have done nothing less than author a new, postmodern school of football. Up to now, soccer teams have generally tried to score goals from passing the ball to each other in such a way as to create space in which goalscoring chances might be converted; failing this, they resorted to a more physical interpretation of the sport, playing direct balls into dangerous areas and hoping to gain possession from knock-downs and inadequate clearances.

However, England are eschewing the open play routes – and in fact, any semblance of what has traditionally been construed as ‘football’ – by using the inevitable hurly-burly of the penalty box at set-pieces to induce what can plausibly be perceived as fouls; these incidents are then vociferously brought to the attention of the referee and, indirectly, his video assistants.

That these types of fouls are not merely often ambiguous but rarely awarded to any other team has – true to historical form – scarcely registered with most of the British media. But some extraordinary existential questions lie ahead for the beautiful game if this curious hybrid of staged wrestling and pseudo-litigation succeeds in propelling the English beyond the last eight; FIFA’s decision to introduce VAR is acquiring an invidious dimension.

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Kroos Control: Why Psychological Resilience is the Attribute Du Jour

We at Mediolana are presently in the frontline of an unprecedented (for 2018, at least) heatwave which is sweeping through this company’s home town of London, England. But in truth, our spare thoughts capacity (‘STC’) has recently been in thrall to a different type of wave altogether – the Mexican type which is strongly associated with FIFA World Cups.

Specifically – as we try and keep at least one eye on the tournament while our little corporate world is undergoing something of a transformation (and we don’t mean the arrival of a new coffee machine or photocopier, great as these accoutrements are) – the theme of resilience, which has become such a leitmotiv in recent years that it almost inevitably raises the suspicion that large sections of the population are, in fact, losing it, is looming large in our consciousness.

A key feature of the 2014 FIFA World Cup was the extent to which matches were defined not just by factors such as player quality or coaching ingenuity, but by the psychological health (or otherwise) of teams. Could they avoid making palpably dodgy and needless back passes? Could they manage to stay in position instead of wandering upfield to no discernible purpose? And could they pull a rabbit from the hat when the chips were truly down?

To the probable surprise of many – but not us, truth be told – the 2018 FIFA World Cup is continuing the prove the importance of being able to handle stress, pressure and the simple knowledge that hundreds of millions of people are watching your every move. Without talent and hard work, there is no end product; but without the ability to make the most of what you have by being able to tune out noise on a simply incomparable scale, there may be no glory.

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BRIC by BRIC: Emerging Markets Dominate #WorldCup Advertising!

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Another Fine Messi: Argentina Cancel #FIFAWorldCup Warm-Up Game!

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Saudi Glasnost Latest: World Cup Hopefuls Seconded to La Liga!

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Back to the Drawing Board: Three Must-Implement Fixes for Russia to Avoid World Cup Humiliation

The media reaction to the 1st December 2017 Kremlin Palace draw for the 2018 FIFA World Cup finals was dominated by the apparently benign group allocation handed out to England; however, this curious focus has only served to obscure the event’s Really Big Story – the probable elimination of the hosts less than two weeks into the competition.

Drawn in Group A, Russia will kick off the tournament with a relatively easy game against the notoriously inconsistent Saudi Arabians (14/06/2018), but their other pool opponents – Egypt and Uruguay, in that order – seem almost tailor-made to spoil the Russian party. Both these latter sides are respectively spearheaded by world-class strikers with pace to burn – Mohamed Salah and Luis Suárez – and have the personnel to soak up opposition pressure before launching decisive counterattacks; the contrast with a Russian national team which is characterised by overly-ponderous, predictable passing patterns and sluggish midfield runners could scarcely be sharper.

In normal circumstances, this sub-optimal prognosis would be par for the course: since its inception in 1992, the Russian national football team has only got into the knockout stages of a major tournament on a single occasion, when a stylish side inspired by the Arsenal and Zenit Saint Petersburg icon Andrey Arshavin finished a highly-creditable fourth at Euro 2008.

However, these are not normal circumstances: with Russia hosting the FIFA World Cup for the first time, another average group-stage exit would represent nothing short of a soft power catastrophe. Something therefore needs to change – but what? After some contemplation, we at Mediolana believe we have the makings of a master plan to spare Russian blushes at next year’s global party sans pareil:

  1. Press Fast Forward. Russia seem to flourish when they resist the temptation of taking the game to the other team and instead intermix snappy passing on the break with sitting moderately deep when not in possession. Crucially, their players have the technique to manoeuvre the ball in tight areas, so this attribute should be taken advantage of.
  2. Find Other Creative Outlets. Russia’s finals performances at recent tournaments have been crippled by the non-availability of Alan Dzagoev, a joint-top scorer at Euro 2012 who has developed a knack of running into injury problems at precisely the most inconvenient moments. While the presence of Dzagoev will still be critical to Russian success in 2018, drastic over-reliance on a single player is simply inexcusable given the size of Russia’s professional football base.
  3. Promote Youth. Russia presently have a clutch of midfielders and strikers – all of whom have excellent technical ability – populating their U21 squad. These players are exactly what is needed to enable the team to make the transition from lumbering liabilities to exponents of sultry and effective football. In particular, Fyodor Chalov and Timur Zhamaletdinov (CSKA Moscow), Zelimkhan Bakayev (Spartak-2 Moscow), Ayaz Guliyev (Anzhi Makhachkala), Rifat Zhemaletdinov (Rubin Kazan) and Ivan Oblyakov (FC Ufa) are all genuinely gifted individuals who should be given a chance to propel their country’s senior soccer collective to new heights.

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FIFA World Cup Bombshell: Syria Just Three Points Away from Russia!

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